DIAO SIMI?

Sad Sad News

2010-01-03T04:14:00.000-08:00

hi guys this is joshua here. words are unable to express just how heartbroken and downtrodden i am feeling now but i've got devastating news that i have to break to you.

our dead friend, comrade, brother in arms---Lim Qi Hao, was mauled to death by a bury of bunnies. He put up a valiant fight, nonetheless, but was only to be overpowered by forces that we are unable to comprehend.

So here's to qihao, a man beyond men. A brother, at times, a sister. I know and i know that he will always be watching us. Although he's not here with us physically, his face that would light up the sky will always stay with us, in our heart.

Rest in peace, my dear dear friend

2010-01-01T07:21:00.001-08:00

Hi I am DSM. And my life has ended.

2010

2009-12-31T06:54:00.000-08:00

To welcome in the new year, i'll give my 2010th visitor a kiss please leave your name in the cbox (:

2009-12-29T02:36:00.000-08:00

sorry for the lack of updates, i have a life too (i think). the following is self explanatory

qihao says:
see how nia
hives says:
can you stop using nia
cause you keep using wrongly
damn irritating
whenever you do that
make people want to smack you
qihao says:
see how bsia
hives says:
you everything also put one nia behind
qihao says:
see how sia
it must be the bracers
when take down ler wont haf
hives says:
bracers
is pump strength
qihao says:
now the s word hard to pronouce so i put an n
hives says:
wah qh enough hor.

Sorry

2009-12-25T03:13:00.001-08:00

Sorry to spoil your christmas day i was such a stupid retard by putting that irritating shit of a blogsong and stupid gay shit of a blogskin im so sorry stone me please.

Update

Dsm is fixing this blog back to perfection asap. Readers be patient

Looking for volunteers to help DSM fix blog

2009-12-24T10:02:00.000-08:00

alrites. it seems that i have some problem with my new blogskin.. any helpful souls willing to help me fix it? help me put the title back to each of my posts.. yuh placing a nice blog counter.. fixing my link to my archives... ANYONE? pls pls :(
How i wish santa is here now....

Christmas Mood joyful for the future

2009-12-24T05:15:00.000-08:00

Alrite. dsm is back on the blog, staying lonely on christmas eve. feeling really down now.. no dates? no ppl wanna me out... So yuh i have a song that i composed to express my emotions.

***Lonely Lonely Christmas****

Lonely Lonely Christmas
oh what can i do
好想好想，有你在我身旁
但你却无影踪的逃跑
跑得我的心也醉倒
留下空虚的心灵在跑
用着渴望的眼观靠
好希望你能会到我身旁

过着孤独的圣诞节
走过大街小巷的灯彩
你留下的只是你的味道，任我停靠
我唯一想要的圣诞礼物
就是有你在我怀抱

So Merry Christmas to me
与我自己交换情绪
尝试让我开心
Merry Merry Christmas
Lonely Lonely Merry Christmas
虽然有点伤心，但还是。。
MerryMerryMerryMerryMerryChristmassssssssssssssssss

Yuh heres my sad song for u readers out there. Alrite have to take my daily bath now for 3hrs. Ciao later.

All i want for Christmas is you...

2009-12-23T07:30:00.000-08:00

Yes, you. You lucky little fellow. im giving all of you the chance to be my christmas present. As of the 25th of Christmas, auditions for "Who wants to be Master Qi's girlfriend" will officially start. There are no limitations, no boundaries. As long as you're a girl (or a really effeminate guy), you stand the chance to win this priceless prize that is me, Lim Qi Hao.

To prepare you for your auditions, here's what i look for in a girl. If you have the following, i think you'd stand a great chance of winning this competition.

1) Name = ching ching
2) The legs.(yes im a derty boy spank me)
3) Enjoys (extremely) intense eye contact.
4) Works at New York Skin Care Center. (discount on facials please)
5) Works at Beijing 101 (self-explanatory)
6) Cute and willing to act cute with me.
7) willing to flirt with me in dota ( to make my homies jealous)
8) Must we able to persuade aloy+josh to let me join smoking gang/form smoking gang
9) Must be able to take being the uglier one in the couple.
10) Wash my hair every day

So, are you up to it? Hurry on down and sign up for the auditions now!

Gals ^^ I Like

2009-12-22T04:47:00.005-08:00

Alrite readers, Mr DiaoSimi is back here again. After my long bath and diaoing the water for 3hrs, I have clean up my thoughts about gals. In the past, yuh i think that gals are not important to me yuh. I hung out with my guy frens 99% of the time and leave no time for gals to hang out with me at all. However, with age comes gals, now i realised that i do need gals as frens.. here are the reasons, Firstly, with gals, I can share my beauty and slimming tips with them on how to keep fit and healthy like me. Besides this, I can share with them the latest fashion from places like Milan and Tokoyo.

Also, i realised that many girls are befuddled as to how i got such nice and natural curls. they seem to be the only ones who can appreciate me for who i am---curls and stares; unlike all my guys friends who always pick on me :( someday im going to bash them up with my eyes.

Hmmm.. so its seems like a good idea to have gals as frens after all :).

But one thing has been the very bane of my existence these few days. People are always posting pictures of me even on my own blog!!!! i get really really angry when people do that >:( i believe that not everyone is entitled to behold my beauty; everything comes at a price and my beauty carries the highest price. i really hope that you guys can spare a thought for my feelings cause im your ruler. so please stop posting pics of me i will slit my wrist );

thanks and im still watching you...

What to blog about?

2009-12-22T04:47:00.003-08:00

Alrite.. yuh i am DiaoSimi here. feeling really bored here since no homies want to dota with me anymore. I made them lost a important game just now with my lousy vs... what to do? its just me and yet they blamed me for it.. I am sad and hurt. But neh mind! Blogging is my favourite pasttime so i will answer my readers questions now and answer some tags.

Firstly to all the people out there, yuh I am Lim Qihao. Your favourite buddy from Bukit Timah. Alrites.. time for me to answer tags.

gene: hmm hi eugene! great to see my pal from 3I here. yuh i am qihao. i just twiited my style alittle to fit year 2010 so yuh :)

kelly: wow you are back from China? haha i am glad that i can make u laugh. Making you laugh is all i hope to achieve in my life. :)

Haters: f**k you! never underestimate me. I am diaosimi. Munna Don? Black bangla dog bark off to your homeland. Asian mothabitch kick your ass.

Hmmm.. so this is it for today yuh. I have to rush off and bathe now. Be back 3hrs later.

Master Chef

2009-12-22T04:47:00.001-08:00

rare or medium rare? that is the question. for many years, since the shakespearean times, this question has continually besieged us with unrelentless fury. However, i belive that on this day, 18/12/09, i, Lim MasterChef QiHao, have successfully taken apart this befuddling conundrum, seized it by its roots and achieved the key to its secrets.

today, my search for this secret that had constantly eluded my grasp brought me to bestway building, where i dined with my hombres. it was during this casual fellowship that i saw the light at the end of the tunnel. while i was preparing my signature butter veg, i caught a glimpse of my helpless friends attempting to cook their beef successfully from the corner of my eye. being the ever-friendly and helpful, cute, handsome and downright sexy man that i am, i sprung to their rescue in a bid to cook the perfect piece of beef and the rest, my friends, is history.

to celebrate my success, we partook in the customary "karaoke" and indulgence in the sacred ancient dish of frozen products that the lactose intolerant are unable to partake of, or in other words, iced-cream.

However, i'm come to realise a recurring vice that i am constantly faced with is going to cost my untimely demise sooner or later. As the night grew old and we partied our lives away, i suddenly realised that i was alone, and that my friends had left be for dead as i was too busy staring. Yes staring, not at anything or anyone. just staring.

So here i am, the greater master chef lim, lying at the side of a deserted alleyway, helplessly ambushed by a bunch of pink leprechauns who mistook my buttered vegetables for gold. As my life slowly seeps away from me, i have nought but one last regret--that magical pack of marlboro green that i will never taste.

YUH I AM DIAOSIMI SO WHAT

2009-12-22T04:46:00.007-08:00

yuh..yuh..yuh

So i have smelled some haters on my blog recently..
Doubting my identity? wazz up with that man.. yuh i am diaosimi and u cant deny it. I am special and dont u doubt me. yuh thats my way of saying yeah. so YUH, i am qihao and dont u doubt me.

P/S thats my new single for my new rap album YUH YUH YUH.
pls leave your comments yuh? and i am the one and only Diaosimi

UPDATE

and regarding that Dumma Don doubting me? which hood u from man nigga? u aint try to be tough with me here.. yuh i got my homies, Aloy and Josh, to back me up, and so u dont try to doubt me. Alright? Peace out and cribs. Doubt is aint gonna happen here...

2009-12-22T04:46:00.005-08:00

hihi people,
I've been feeling so down since last night. It was only till midnight that i realised that there was no bikes rented and I could not do my night cycling. There goes diao-ing people whilst cycling. Thought it could have been an enriching and new experience. All this has to be Darren's fault for not booking the bikes early. Yet once again, crashing 3H's chalet was fun. After dinner at my house, Shawn, Roy, Aloy and I went to meet up with Joshua and headed off to Pasir Ris. Got to say, my torch light seriously owns the dark. I managed to blind Joshua with my cool torch lights, but it ended up in his hands as what I did, offing the lights and shining it at him, pissed him off. Guess I got my desserts. Joshua is an ultimate bastard.(p.s i dont really mean it sorry joshua i love you you're the best. please dont deny my membership into the gang) He locked my only branded socks (Converse) into the toilet and as a result, I could not retrieve it. I had to sadly wear my shoes without my socks ): I am a sad sad emo boy. Those socks were my grey socks. If you dont see how important the socks are from the above sentence then you dont know me. I'm so dissappointed with you guys.

Bye world, time to go. D:

2009-12-22T04:46:00.003-08:00

hello world i have been playing pool with shawn, aloy and roy since 1 and i really suck at it ): i dont know why but staring at the ball with all my might(and thats alot) dosent make it go into the hole. oh well, i'll be night biking later on, hoping to scare random people by masquerading as a ghost by simply doing nothing.

wish me luck! (althought i wont need it)

2009-12-22T04:46:00.001-08:00

i just lost my cool at joshua and aloyston cause they were bad bad and very naughty boys. they opened a facebook group and posted my pictures there i dont like it when i do that only i can admire my own face.

oh well, at least they apologised and closed it im so happy now kekekeke we can be friends again hopefully the guilt they're feeling will make them let me join their smoking gang

2009-12-22T04:45:00.001-08:00

Alternate Identity

Hmmm... some introduction about my other identity, Diaosimi. People call me the singapore andy lau, sing song very nice like jacky cheung, face? like aaron kwoh. thats about it people.

I am very serious about this identity.. hmm so i keep it a secret to everyone even to my family. Its hard. but i try *.*..

2009-12-22T04:44:00.000-08:00

here's the story of a boy. my story. now what's so different about your story, you may ask. the answer to this question is all so simple. I am qihao, and this is the life and times of lim qi qi.

today has been a pretty mundane day, though i did manage to diao 5 more people than my usual 67 by 12pm. I'm currently thinking about getting a nose piercing, its cool and fierce and maybe if i do aloy and josh will allow me into their smoking gang, your opinions?

UPDATE

got really pissed just now. I was playing dota with dy, josh aloy and xh. then xh dced.. and everything went down. I wanted to play but then josh n aloy wanted me to afk. I came up with the solution to diao my com and see wat will happen.. nothing..
so i listened to them and diao my com for 5mins for them to kick me..
at last fail, very emo. btw my sf really suxed...good thing aloy's vs and joshua's tiny were carrying the team well. so bo bian i think i should quit dota? should i? i was thinking why the na was so fat too... after 3mins of diaoing, i realised that i was feeding him 0 12.. my bad people

UPDATE

im gonna go cut my hair with my best friend aloy. hopefully i can diao him enough so that he lets me join the smoking gang. lets hope that rebonding will save my hair from the curls this time